Book XIX: Groundhog

you keep your eyes peeled
but why should we trust you anyway
you're never right you know
you're never never ever right

your umbra's umbrageous
yet once in a while you pop up
from icy holes to entertain us
to hail around the corner

if you were on watch duty
we'd all get ambushed

your hole's even icier now
how'd you make it out anyway
you're never right you know
you're never never ever right